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Post by Guest Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:12 am

  • “Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience” – You will need to replace three people who just left.


  • “Requires Team Leadership Skills” – You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.


  • “Competitive Salary” – We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors


  • “Join Our Fast Paced Company” – We have no time to train you

http://clevercareerist.com/blog/2010/12/27/job-listings-what-they-really-mean-funny/

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Post by TOO OLD TO HIRE IN PA Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:23 am

DesperateInRI wrote:
  • “Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience” – You will need to replace three people who just left.


  • “Requires Team Leadership Skills” – You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.


  • “Competitive Salary” – We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors


  • “Join Our Fast Paced Company” – We have no time to train you

Good one! I bet others on here can add hundreds more to that list!

http://clevercareerist.com/blog/2010/12/27/job-listings-what-they-really-mean-funny/

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Post by TOO OLD TO HIRE IN PA Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:47 am

Another thing we have noticed lately is that more and more of the job advertisements are for part-time employment only! And they say the economy is moving forward? They are playing with people's lives here! You get a 2-month job, then you are back in the same boat. No benefits, so you live in fear of bankruptcy if you are lucky to have saved a little money over the years. Only a handful of part-time work leads to full time in this economy.

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