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http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1103/leno_picks_on_hucks_kenya_gaffe.html

exhaustedandtired/1208 wrote:

gettheminNOVEMBER wrote:Its satire and humor. Did you even understand it 1208? Mr. Bachmann gets paid by the gov to cure gay people BY THE GOV! while his wife says the gov spends too much.

i'm too old and slow!

By they way, have you ever seen Mr. Bachmann? He is as gay as it gets. He is so far in the closet he found the secrets of Narnia.( That is a movie) you know the kids go into a closet and end up in a new magic world.

I wonder if Rick Perry will be packing his Coyote killing pistol at the Debate. If so I hope Bachmann starts to foam at the mouth.

By they way, have you ever seen Mr. Bachmann? He is as gay as it gets. He is so far in the closet he found the secrets of Narnia.( That is a movie) you know the kids go into a closet and end up in a new magic world. .

I LOVE that, Getthem!

Need a laugh today? Watch the GOP debate!!!!!!

Wish I could but no TV..will have to watch replay on Internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2jSLuHlz4&feature=youtu.be

Robin Williams! Destroys President Bush

Obama at the bat
a reworking of Ernest Thayers famous poem.

Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Obama, mighty Obama, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Obama's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Obama's bearing and a smile on Obama's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Obama at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Obama's eye, a sneer curled Obama's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Obama stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped-
"That ain't my style," said Obama. "Strike one," the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand;
And it's likely they'd a-killed him had not Obama raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Obbama's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
But Obama still ignored it, and the umpire said, "Strike two."
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered fraud;
But one scornful look from Obama and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Obama wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Obama's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Obama's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in 99er-ville — mighty Obama has struck out.

USA Citizen wrote:Obama at the bat
a reworking of Ernest Thayers famous poem.

Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Obama, mighty Obama, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Obama's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Obama's bearing and a smile on Obama's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Obama at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Obama's eye, a sneer curled Obama's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Obama stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped-
"That ain't my style," said Obama. "Strike one," the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand;
And it's likely they'd a-killed him had not Obama raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Obbama's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
But Obama still ignored it, and the umpire said, "Strike two."
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered fraud;
But one scornful look from Obama and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Obama wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Obama's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Obama's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in 99er-ville — mighty Obama has struck out.

If Obama struck out the GOP never even showed up to the game to throw the ball. The Tea Party started a fight and the cops had to come in and arrest everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWx1RSa8xM

Republican Voter living in a bubble, from the Bill Maher show.

http://mockthedummy.com/2011/09/21/growing-up-paul-part-one/

Growing Up Paul: Part One


http://mockthedummy.com/2011/10/02/growing-up-paul-part-2/

Growing Up Paul: Part Two