FEMA Declares Eric Cantor a Disaster Area

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 12:15 pm

One day after Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) stirred controversy by withholding funds for tornado relief, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) took the extraordinary step of declaring Rep. Cantor a disaster area.

Within hours of the declaration, FEMA officials were dispatched to assess the damage to Mr. Cantor’s status as a human being capable of empathy.

“I’ve seen a lot of hurricanes and tornados, but this is something new,” said FEMA spokesman Tracy Klugian. “Rep. Cantor appears to have been caught up in a moral vacuum.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/25/fema-declares-eric-cantor-a-disaster-area/

by Guest Fri May 27, 2011 12:18 pm

He is a disgusting human being. Evil or Very Mad

by MoInSTL Fri May 27, 2011 12:20 pm

There is understandably a lot more local coverage and I was amazed that the republican senator here, Roy Blunt, went after Cantor and it has been resolved. Glad to see a FEMA official do the same.

by gettheminNOVEMBER Fri May 27, 2011 12:21 pm

They should DEMAND he resigns. Throw his butt in jail, shut the door and throw away the key.

by MoInSTL Fri May 27, 2011 12:37 pm

I just called his office and said he should be ashamed and that he is heartless and a few other things. I asked that my disapproval be registered on the tally sheet. 202-225-2815.

by lendmeflight2 Fri May 27, 2011 12:59 pm

How do these people think they are going to get re-elected or gain the presidency in 2012? I am astounded.

by gettheminNOVEMBER Fri May 27, 2011 1:04 pm

MoInSTL wrote:I just called his office and said he should be ashamed and that he is heartless and a few other things. I asked that my disapproval be registered on the tally sheet. 202-225-2815.

Sweet, I am calling now. This should be interesting. Twisted Evil